You’d think with all of the creepy, macabre things we have going on down here on a day-to-day basis that we wouldn’t have much use for Halloween. Well, you’re wrong. Halloween is very much a popular pastime down here in Hell.
However, as with most things down here, you may notice a few minor changes…
Candy – The good news: we totally celebrate Halloween by handing out candy. The bad news: the only candy we have available is toffee-covered baby fingers, chocolate-dipped feces, and black licorice.
Party Games – Who doesn’t love a fun party game? They get the party started and they’re great for breaking ice (not that we have much ice down here). Two popular favorites are Bobbing for Apples in Vomit and Pin the Tail on Your Own Eye.
Sexy Halloween Costumes – We keep a close eye on what’s going on upstairs, so we know all of the cool trends. We know that the women nowadays like to use Halloween as an excuse to wear costumes that’ll earn them express points down here. You’ll be happy to know that that sexy costume trend has made it’s way down here. Unfortunately, there are only three sexy costumes to choose from; Sexy V.D. Test, Sexy Toilet Plunger, and Sexy Mina Suvari.
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